Pooneral

Where you bury your own poop.

I just buried my poop at my pooneral.

by gregben March 19, 2022

Divorce Prone

When you practically will do any-thing to end your marriage you are feeling rather divorce prone.

Women approaches man in bar and says " noone is above straying these days ... the only reason I'm at this bar because I'm feeling rather divorce prone!

by aint that the truth August 14, 2011

Prone

(V.) When two intimate people get together, person "a" puts their mouth around the anus of person "b". Person b defecates directly into person a's mouth.

I proned with Abby last night.

You mean you shit directly into her mouth?

You know it!

by Austin Colby Wilson February 6, 2008

pooner bitch

not just a normal bitch, but a pooner bitch. a pooner is someone born out of someones anus

angus oke is a pooner bitch

by jason mchua August 17, 2004

Proned and boned

When you have a rock hard boner and then you fall forward and it crushes your dick, causing extreme discomfort and possible suicide.

I went to the hospital because I proned and boned

by Eateateateat August 20, 2019

poonejob

a brown skinned thing that wears towwels on their head and worship things that grow out of their asses and blow eachother up with bombs

ex1: Welcome to the quicky-mart

ex2: where to?

by SIC April 11, 2004

Pooner

Noun: Someone that is a party pooper. No fun to have around.
Verb: To poon out. To drop out of a momentous group activity to the detriment of others.

"We're all cancelling our trip to Vegas because of Frank? What a pooner!"
"Don't invite JT. He's a pooner. He'll totally talk through the whole movie."
"So it looks like Steve's pooning out. What a pussy."
"Pete was going to bring the beer, but his wife found out so he totally pooned out. What a pooner."

by Basque JRED November 10, 2014