the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej May 2, 2018

Progressives

The Progressives, also called cuckolds, soy boys or groomers, are a wild species discovered in Germany in the 1840s. The species is currently most prevalent in the United States, Canada and parts of Asia, having major packs known as China, North Korea and Cuba. Progressives are somewhat related to the human species.

—History—

The first Progressives were discovered in Germany in 1848, and were known as Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels. In the early 1900s, Progressives spread across northern Asia and Eastern Europe, in a pack called the Soviet Union. This was one of the biggest Progressive packs recorded to date. The pack took over many Eastern European and Central Asian nations.

—Behaviour—

Progressives behave quiet oddly, as they attempt to blend in with humans, get easily offended and love to complain, even in positions of power. The species hold belief that females should dominate the world and that all males should be killed. This has been linked to the species’ love for extremism and ideological colonisation.
While not fully dangerous to adults or teenagers, Progressives may cause mental harm to children. A Progressive will attack it’s prey from a young age, feeding it misinformation about the human body and sex, until it’s prey is old enough to be fully consumed into the Progressive species.

Human: Ayo, what the fuck are you wearing? 🤭
Progressive: Umm, I’m expressing myself! 😠
Human: If that’s expressing yourself , then please stop. Look in a mirror. 🤣
Progressive: I don’t care what you think! Besides, why are you so upset over what I’m wearing?! 😡
Human: Damn Progressives 🤣

Later that day…

Progressive: Did -they- really mean that? Why does everyone hate me? 😭

by Refuse Communism_Accept G-ism December 16, 2022

Toxic Progressivism

A social movement where people believe in large social reform, yet very narrow minded and unwilling to discuss with any opposition. Other viewpoints than that of their own are seen as morally wrong, and therefore spark immense anger with toxic progressivists, leading to nothing being done.

I can’t believe the toxic progressivism on everyone’s stories, I’m tired of seeing posts like “with no due respect unfollow me if you support Donald Trump.”

by Ihaveclassreallysoon November 11, 2020

Progalssive

A woman, typically a teenager, who claims to want equal rights for everyone, but often downplays injustices against men and other marginalized groups in favor of their own first-world problems.

Jenny is progalssive, she is pro-equality for everyone, but promotes violence against men and gets upset at rape jokes.

by Archelexus October 26, 2014

progressial

The adjective form of the noun “progress.” Not to be confused with “progressive.” Some may say it’s not a real word, but most beg to differ. Used to describe something that made progress.

By building that cobblestone generator in our Minecraft world, we were progressial.

by progressialisreal August 3, 2021

brogressive

Politically liberal or left-leaning person who routinely downplays injustices against women and other marginalized groups in favor of some cause they deem more important.

He's just a brogressive. He says he wants equality and liberation for all, but he makes rape jokes and accuses women of making false sexual assault claims all the time.

by lostgrrrls January 5, 2011

PGB (Progressively Getting Better)

"Progressively Getting Better" is a positive mindset, lifestyle, and opportunity. Everyone has some area of his or her life that needs to be improved. PGB wants you to represent positive progress your life, whether is spirituality, health, fitness, business, or school. "Progressively Getting Better (PGB)," is also a mantra and slogan that people should say and share every day. PGB will integrate itself into the lives of people to reflect positivity and productivity. PGB is a constant reminder that challenges, obstacles, and problems can be overcome with a positive productive mindset and lifestyle.

I am PGB. You are PGB. Yo that dunk was PGB. You are gaining muscle dude, keep it PGB. All my life I have struggled with money, now I am PGB. Mom: How's school? Son: Uhmm..it's PGB. Our relationship is PGB, we argue less. I love life, it's definitely PGB. I am progressively getting better at life. He is not a bad player, he is progressively getting better. My mom is progressively getting better, she just came out of a bad relationship. She just got an A+ on her homework, she is definitely progressively getting better at math. PGB (Progressively Getting Better)

by PGB Apparel November 18, 2013