pretendica

weed that looks really good but isn't

i smoked that pretendica shit and i'm still not high

by candilin detroit October 20, 2008

First Presenter's Advantage

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).

Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."

by Paylardo November 21, 2009

Finding Christmas Present

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.

Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.

by laura3450 August 2, 2009

pretendependant

Describes a type of person, someone you could end up dating or in a friendship with. The type of person that SEEMS really outgoing, independant, confident, and all that sort of stuff at first, but as a few months go by you realize that they are a life-sucking, clingy, insecure shell of a human being that defines their entire worth through whoever they are with at the moment. I loathe to think I will ever meet another pretendependant woman EVAR.

Neal: Hey man, are you still seeing that chick Gloria?
Bob: Nah man, after a month she got all clingy, just another pretendependant psycho chick!

by fulltrucker November 22, 2006

pretend-slut

pretend-slut- a hot girl or guy that thinks they can get some but really can because they are to afraid to let someone else touch them.

shes such a pretend-slut, she made out with him but when he tried to finger her, she cried like the little bitch she is.

by toastedstuff October 20, 2010

Presentation of Mary Academy

There are so many words to describe this place. The food is expired, the school smells, hell, teachers punish you for no reason, garbage, unholy, worst school ever

Presentation of Mary Academy is not the place to be.

by CPT BEAGLE June 6, 2021

pretendious

The act of being pretentious with no merit or using lies or pretend to back up a pretentious statement.

"Matt said he was the best DJ in the world, but he's just being totally pretendious."

by Jackola February 18, 2009