Pre-Date Jitters

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach

Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...

by srav December 27, 2010

pre-ripped jeans

Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.

John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....

by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008

pre-chup

The watery substance in a settled catsup/ketchup bottle. Similar to pre-cum, hence pre-chup.

Damn, I have pre-chup on my hot dog again. Next time I have to shake the catsup bottle.

by Scott Root October 27, 2006

pre-game plop

Taking a poo before going out to a party.

Sammy: "Where is AlPal? I'm growing a mustache we've been waiting so long."

Carla: "I don't know, but do you smell that?"

(Alli walks out from the bathroom)

Alli: "Don't go in there for a while, I just took a pre-game plop."

by Sac Shittles February 5, 2010

pre-tard

A person who pre-drinks before heading out to a bar, but consumes so much that when it comes time to go, they're too wasted to be allowed into the bar.

Damn, Bob, you drank way too much. There's no way they'll let a pre-tard like you into the bar.

by Dr. Patchbeard May 24, 2011

pre-diarrhea fart

That fart that is so god-awful and carries a signature smell that you know you're going to have diarrhea soon.

I was sitting at the table in the restroom and let out a pre-diarrhea fart. It smelled so bad everyone around me starting gagging. I then proceeded toward the restroom as soon as possible.

by Kiete February 29, 2012

Ketchup pre-cum

the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum

I forgot to shake the bottle first and doused my dog with ketchup pre-cum! gross

by so fresh and so colleen June 3, 2015