sweet pooper

a nice ass, a swell behind, a fine end

That chick's got a sweet pooper!

by Jeff = Lionel Hutz April 3, 2006

poopert

Hole between two cheeks located near the buttocks area.

See arsehole.

Jimmy jammed his peepert up Wally's poopert!

by Sean January 31, 2004

Out Of The Closet Pooper

A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!

by Joey Schwartzman January 23, 2006

Pooperang

A small floating piece of excrement that defies all attempts at flushing.

Dude, you left a couple of pooperangs in the toilet. Not cool.

by holdencoleman January 24, 2009

pooper nutter

someone who is buzz kill in every situation.

Person 1: Hey! I just got accepted to college!
Person 2: did you know 80% of the students there end up dying slow and painful deaths?
Person 1: what?
Person 3: jeezz mon, you a pooper nutter.

by toschoolforcool March 19, 2011

Ninja Pooper

A stealthy ninja who poops in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. The ninja pooper then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. They are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all.

While someone is using the shower, a ninja pooper silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. You then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all. Priceless.

by Sixshot891 July 6, 2011

The Pooper

The Pooper is a game that everyone is playing. The main objective of the game is to not poop your pants. If you fail to resist the urge to use the bathroom in your pants, then you have lost the pooper and need to announce to everyone "I have lost the pooper".

friend 1:"I was with Jessica last night when I lost the pooper. worst moment in my life. The cleanup was horrible!"
friend 2:"dang that sucks, I hope I never lose the pooper around my friends :("
friend 1:"dude... I just lost the pooper >.<"

by Weirdpersondude February 27, 2020