wtf plasma

wtf plasma

wtf plasma

by JohnMew May 18, 2021

Maekin Battle Plans

An euphemism for masturbation.

P1: "Dude, you've been in the shower for like a whole hour. you better not be maekin battle plans in there."

P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."

by Caleb McIntosh March 31, 2009

jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.

His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

Plascit

The mispronunciation of the word plastic by typically undereducated personages of low income and few teeth, especially in a grocery emporium setting.

"I'll take plascit bags instead of paper."

by inkidu October 9, 2008

Plasian

Typical Plano Asian (i.e. Plano, TX).

Plasians buttrape curves in the noble pursuit of becoming the ultimate GPA whore.

by Dr. Bender-buttraep November 3, 2010

plans soon

what you say to someone on facebook when you don't actually want to see them anytime in the near future

Facebook:
taylor posts picture

Jenna: OMG you look so pretty i haven't seen you in forever!
taylor: thanks :) i know! plans soon
*Taylor internally*: fuck this bitch

by thetrillestogbasedword February 23, 2014

Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.

I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.

by TonyID March 15, 2010