puerto rican sneak-her

A sexual move performed as follows:

When engaged in sex in a doggy style position, pull out and exclaim "Oh whoops, my dick fell out." Replace yourself with a large Puerto Rican friend, and let him resume. Wait a moment, then run around in front of partner and shout "Surprise!"

Alternate names: Juan Carlos Surprise, The Sneaky Thieving Mexican.

Hey Mike, how're you and Sandra doing?

Not to good man.. last night me and Juan did the Puerto Rican Sneak-her and she ain't to happy..

by zon June 10, 2007

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Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.

Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.

by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011

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Puerto Rican Cooler

A cooler made out of a card board box with a trash bag in it.

how are we going to keep the beer cold?" "Lets make a Puerto Rican cooler!

by Angry Cosack February 23, 2011

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puerto rican pouch

(adj.) A layer of fat, typically found on Puerto Rican woman, in their lower abdomen. This phenomenon is found in obese women, and resembles a pouch of fat.

You should go to the gym, and try to loose that Puerto Rican Pouch.

by Humbeezus June 30, 2014

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