Phoof

A alternate term for passing gas.

Kate:"Did you just phoof?"

Alex: "I was on the airplane and let off a righteous phoof, my row wasn't to excited about that."

by pnwskier December 7, 2011

phoon

a really fat gay kid that sweats all the time.

peanuts is a big phoon

by wbg May 29, 2007

PHOOEYDARN

When phooey just isn't enough

A:do you still have the photos of us half-naked doing the captain morgan pose? B:no, i lost them. A:PHOOEYDARN!!

by THE ALMOST CHOSEN ONE November 28, 2009

phoock

A hidden word for 'fuck'.

Phoock, I dropped my mobile! =

by Meeee12345 September 26, 2010

Phoomperang

An ejaculation which is performed in such a way that the semen acts like a boomerang and comes back to the ejaculator.

Gross, I just got hit by my own phoomperang!

by Zambash March 13, 2011

Phoosie

Thinking oneself so great when one is actually quite a loser;
Showing off, and thinking you're so cool, though no one notices anything.

The boys were being such Phoosies today, and the girls didn't even notice.

by QuestionableOne March 25, 2011

phoomp

The sound made when a large flat object resting on one straight edge ( eg; a replacement glass windowpane ) falls onto a very flat surface ( such as a table ) and is cushioned by the air caught underneath it. Also the sound of air puffing out of the mouth of the person who let the glass fall, when they realise it has not broken.

Glass ------> /
Air cushion ---> @ --> "phoomp" O-; <-- person
Table ----> _____

by Dictionella Theasauric January 27, 2012