Pendu

He is a ghost from Liechtenstein who feasts on pens. If anyone says penalty he will arrive on the scene in a flash. To make him go away you need to give up your pens to Pendu because that is what he is most obsessed with. If Pendu does not get his penalty he will start to cry and whine for his penalty. He will dive so the ref can give him a free penalty. If the ref sends him off for diving he will trash the whole country of Liechtenstein or Luexembourg and steal all the pens. If you ever encounter Pendu you might just want to call the Barcelona police as the myth that he owns them is just a myth and he ghosts when he sees them. They will arrest him with ease and your pens are safe. Look out Pendu might be hiding in your closet for your pens...

Pendu the ghost attacked me for pens after I said penalty during a FIFA 23 game

by nightotm April 13, 2023

penguino

A penguin that wears a sombrero and is often seen driving a Ford Fiesta. Also known as Senor Penguino. Found in the Mexican heartland, Albuquerque.

Here comes Senor Penguino, his sombrero barely fits in the Ford Fiesta.

by Senor Penguino June 30, 2012

Penguin Hug

The act of approaching another person, getting within 4 inches of them (chest to chest), and flapping your arms up and down

No Ray, they were Penguin Hugging

by MeatMonster246 December 6, 2010

Penguini

blackened pasta dish originating from the northern-most region of Italy served ice cold

I had to travel 200 kilometers to Ristorante Folgaria in the mountains just so I could order the penguini. It was delizioso!

by joff leff March 14, 2015

Club Penguin

A place where you can be a penguin and has a strict chat but people still go on dates and do it on their couches.

Jojogurl15: I love Club Penguin. I went on a date yesterday. We had some fun on the couch.
Purplyhubub: Me too!!! Except we had fun in the back seats of the stage. But I did get banned.

by jojogurl15 February 28, 2011

dirty penguin

When male and female are in the act of sex, the male, before he blows, takes his dick out of her and shoots his wad into the woman's eyes. Then he punches her in both of her tits, causing her to grab her breasts in pain and blindly waddle around the room, mildly resembling a penguin.

"DIRTY PENGUIN" *punches tits*

by Dr. Gobles March 19, 2005

cooler than a penguin on ice

the ultimate cool; also, the ultimate compliment; a high degree of flattery

Katie is cooler than a penguin on ice.

by Kara, Katie April 10, 2004