Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Parting the Red Sea

Parting the red sea could mean several things, but the definition that people seem to use the most refers to when someone eats out a girl while she's on her period

*Talking about parting the Red Sea* @Iris:This feels like code for 🍽️ a girl 0ut when she’s on her 🩸

by RandomSocialist March 5, 2024

Partificating

The act of taking a long stutter or dementia like pause in the middle of a conversation

Give me a second, I’m partificating!

by Chudstud23 January 29, 2026

Partifimonian Drift

The sensation that time is moving much more slowly than usual when under the influence of marijuana or other substances.

“Hey bro, I’ve got major Partifimonian Drift right now”
“I’m deep in the PD right now”

by jodyeflocko67 February 12, 2026

partii

1 - person that has birthday parties every day

2 - gamejolter

1 - person 1: that guy is such a partii
person 2: ikr

2 - person 1: oh hey partii
partii: hiii ^_^

by sillypartii November 25, 2024

Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

participation trophy wife

if everyone gets one, it's not that special

Looking like a real participation trophy wife over there like Wish.com made a GreatValue brand

by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows October 20, 2025