Partington

A tall ginger man who follows children with pedophillic tendencies.

'A Partington's chasing me!'
'Shit, run for your lives'

by Madgermanbirds September 24, 2011

parting ways

when a girl is wearing a thong and shits herself, and the poo splits into 2 halves.

kelli kramer parted ways

by emoney June 19, 2004

pitching a tent

this is when keith got dawged by Allee in the movies(it rose)and wat i was told was limped..

Allee sat next to Keith and he Pitched a tent.

by MaTt D. June 9, 2003

Parting the Red Sea

v. Taking the virginity of a Native American woman.

Guy #1: Dude I screwed Sacajawea last night.

Guy #2: She was a virgin, right?
Guy #1: Yeah dude.
Guy #2: So you have a good time Parting the Red Sea?

by Galhee December 31, 2010

patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010

cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

by KBiggz December 10, 2011

Parting fart

Where your in a room full of strangers and fart a giant fart as you leave the room and that is all anyone ever remembers of you.

Who was that guy who was at the party last night,the one that farted?
Don't know man.But that dude could really fart.
And that is the result of a parting fart.

by The Fury 13 September 15, 2010