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Palestined

To scheme to commit a heinous crime by lying and accusing your victim of doing to you what you are really trying to do to them. See also self pity, playing the victim, and Machiavellianism
Bob wants to rob a bank. He convinces all the guards, all the people in the bank, and the police that Mary, a teller, is going to rob the bank. Bob shoots Mary and steals money from the bank. Bob is awarded a medal as a hero for preventing a bank robbery. Bob Palestined everyone in the bank.
by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024
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Palestined

Verb. To misinform or an act of misinforming someone
I Palestined the world.

The media Palestined the world on the whereabouts of their donations.
by Ham-ass January 12, 2024
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Palestined

When you commit an aggressive or dishonest act on someone, and then play victim when they retaliate.
“I tricked my coworker into finishing the project and then buying me lunch, and when he called me out on it I Palestined his ass and told the rest of the office he was a sexist and tried to make a move on me and got him fired!
by Stoneydoomer December 27, 2023
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Palestining

People crying and playing the victim when expelling them out of your land/country, from whom you took it back by force, after centuries of them colonizing it.
They colonized my country for centuries ago, but we managed to take it back. Now they are crying and playing the victim, they are just palestining.
by occupy_palestine November 24, 2023
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Palestine

a made up place supported by hateful violent people
person a: why are you chanting for genocide of the jews
person b: i want to free palestine and the only way to do that is to rape and murder every person in israel
by איבי January 1, 2024
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Palestine

A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.
Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed

In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence

Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023
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to palestine

to kidnap, rape, torture and murder, usually doing all to the same person
the Gilgo Beach serial hooked up with many female sex workers in Long Island in order to palestine them
by truthy5783 January 16, 2024
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