Stupid Parent

1)A parent that punishes their children for masturbating.
2)Parents that circumsize their children to keep them from getting sexual pleasure.
3)Parents that put on a chastity belt or any other device to prevent masturbation in their children.
4)Parents who think their children should not get sexual pleasure, even when they had to do it sometime themselves.
5)Parents that swear, but do not let their children do it.

1)AAAAAHHHHH!!!! YOU DIRTY COW!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE DOING THAT! SINNER! YOU ARE PUNISHED FROM MYSPACE FOR A MONTH!
2)Before birth Ok, so we should circumsize our children, only dirty people get sexual pleasure.
3)Errrr, i'm kind of worried our child is masturbating. Let's put a chastity belt on him, just in case.
4 and 5)While getting pregnant AHHHH!!! That feels so good! So shitting good! (when child becomes 11) Ok, now remember saying bad words is bad, and sex is very bad, never do it.
Child: sigh... stupid parents

by porn addiction November 26, 2009

Paden

He’s a caring guy but hides his wild side and he’ll tell you EXACTLY what he thinks of you. Paden has the power to turn anyone on.

Paden is a badass

by Snowball heaton June 7, 2020

Parent Tax

The handful of food taken by the parent who purchased the food for their child.

"Why are there so many tots missing, Mom?"
"I had to take some for my parent tax, sorry. You'll start to get your refund when you have kids too."

by Sonic Drive-In March 8, 2023

Parent Wrestling

When a child walks in on his/her parents having sex and they say they're "just wrestling".

Child: "Mommy, daddy... what're you doing?"
Parents: "We're just ....wrestling"
Parent Wrestling

by No Man's Sky 2016 April 29, 2016

Pakinam

Pakinam is a girl usually short haired who's very artistic, talented and creative. She is insanely good at drawing but manages to do some music consulting on the side.

When she talks she does random accents, mostly British and sometimes unintelligible. She's great at coming up with very interesting questions that keep conversations going.

A semi-weeb but will always deny that. Has a dark past of scamming people of their worthless virtual currencies online, but she quit doing so long time ago and now she's known for changing people's lives on a daily basis.

1: Why is she speaking in a weird accent?
2: I don't know, she must be a Pakinam.

1: Damn, this is a sick drawing!!!
2: Thanks! They call me Pakinam for a reason you know?

by zAKmUDAN March 1, 2022

Paden

A Paden is the most generous guy you could meet. He can have a tough look when you first meet him, but when you get to know him he is the biggest teddy bear. He puts everyone's needs before himself and there is never a time you are around hin and feel unsafe. He is protective and sweet. He has bright blue eyes and a smile that could light up a sky. His laugh is the cutest thing ever. You will never have a dull moment with him. He will never turn down a challenge unless it puts someone in harm. He is the best anything you could ask for ( friend, partner, brother, etc). Dont be so quick to judge him. Take the time to get to him and he will be the greatest gift you could ask for.

Did he just bet the waiter for a free cake?

Yep that's Paden for you ;)

by Pioneer101 December 16, 2018

teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.

Tend to avoid abortions even if it would prevent a life of suffering for a child.

Get an abortion.

"i dropped out when I got pregnant."

by patrick redux May 19, 2005