painting her tractor

The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.

NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.

Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.

by colonelangusboregardthesecond December 10, 2010

painting over poop

When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.

Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.

by MrPhoton June 11, 2018

toilet painting

when u shit in the toilet and after u flush shit is still there..so u need to get the brush out to clean it

1. hey dad, u just went toilet painting.
2. ohh man i hate cleaning up toilet painting's.

by rufey82 March 11, 2009

Facebook Painting

A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.

Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.

by H0m0ErectUS August 17, 2017

Japanese Window-Painting

The act of spreading plastic wrap over one's mouth and having a person fecalate into the covered mouth.

My girlfriend and I practiced Japanese Window-Painting last night, where she dropped a load within my mouth, covered by protective plastic wrap.

by WhoElseButI November 4, 2010

Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face

bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..

by Ted April 7, 2005

Dutch Painting

Fine bitch with DSL is giving you dome and just as you discharge your gun into her cockholster you slap her so hard she spits the cum all over your wall and BAM a modern art masterpiece. Then that girl leaves and the next one comes and and the whole process takes place again on another wall.

Alex- How did you get that fine white art painting on your wall?
Jesse- Well, This spunky broad was all up on my dome piece so I let her choke on my baby maker for a little bit, I told her seconds before I blew not to swallow, after shooting my love sniper I gave her the quick one two "a.k.a the donkey punch" straight to the side of her dome piece ……..and that's a Dutch Painting is made

by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008