Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.
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Definition-Top G editing perfectly, in an emergency meeting. He can beat the matrix.
Definition-Top G editing perfectly, in an emergency meeting. He can beat the matrix.
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by jiafeithequeenofproducts December 28, 2021
Get the Sexy Products mug.The opposite of Procrasturbation. To be productive because of masturbation, or to be productive while masturbating.
Teacher: "Now class, if your going to masturbate, don't procrasturbate, Producturbation!"
Kids: Okay
Kids: Okay
by Something Cooler September 5, 2011
Get the Producturbation mug.1. (In the music industry)A person who has many roles, among them controlling the recording sessions, coaching and guiding the performers, and supervising the recording, mixing and mastering processes. See also Dr. Dre
2. A plant that grows its own food. See also Autotroph
2. A plant that grows its own food. See also Autotroph
Guy: Hey man you hear this beat? It was produced by Dr. Dre!
Guy2: Sweet, well did you know that a producer can also be a plant?
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude.
Guy3: Who there pal, I always thought that producers grew drugs!?
Guy: *Sigh*
Guy4: Well I thought producers could be in the film, theater, T.V, radio, and game business!
Guy: Your all right ok? Now lets stop this before this example gets too long.
Guy234: Agreed.
Guy2: Sweet, well did you know that a producer can also be a plant?
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude.
Guy3: Who there pal, I always thought that producers grew drugs!?
Guy: *Sigh*
Guy4: Well I thought producers could be in the film, theater, T.V, radio, and game business!
Guy: Your all right ok? Now lets stop this before this example gets too long.
Guy234: Agreed.
by KMK_ERK October 24, 2006
Get the producer mug.Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.
Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.
Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!
Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!
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