Precy

A really hot and sexy girl

That girl is so precy!

by mr coolman July 1, 2011

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

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🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

pretencious cock sucker

One who is adicted to the sucking of a cock.

Mrs. Kleisley is a pretencious cock sucker.

by Bob May 3, 2003

Pretend Dream

When you are in bed and trying to go to sleep you make things up in your head that you want to dream about

my dream last night was no where near as cool as my pretend dream before hand

by QlitComando December 29, 2010

pretend porn

Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.

Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot

ONE WEEK LATER

Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.

by Loberson June 1, 2016

precyous

Precyous is a beautiful talented girl and amazing to be around shes funny attractive and very smart

I found this girl she sweet and so cute on you must have found a precyous

by Kelsey mann January 21, 2019

pretendemic

1. A common and known virus used to scare a country/world of people into compliance.
2. The means by which ones government gains total and unquestioned control.
3. A made up reason a country's ruler's make believe is a reality so as to cause fear and segregation by the masses.

4. Control over all things.
5. The end of all freedoms.
6. The slavery of you children that is brought about by you week minded and sheer lack of will to stand up against tyranny.

7. The fault of each and every one of us.

Social distance is a direct result of our current pretendemic.

by Diecktag October 31, 2020