pineapple

1.) A secret term or code term used to leave or flee freely with no questions or regards to why. A person cannot claim ‘pineapple’ unless asked a question regarding pineapple. If pineapple is responded, then without further ado, the person is permitted to leave the area, situation, or dilemma freely *basically a get out of jail for free card is played.* 2.) Referring to an awkward or uncomfortable situation. The person must call ‘pineapple’ to someone willing to help excuse them from the situation freely.

1.)Dina: Omg, look at your boyfriend talk to that slut...how can you just sit her and admit that she's just his friend? If you weren't sitting there, she'd so be hitting on him.
Georgia: Damn...I wish i can leave right now and he doesn't have to have any answers why!
Dina: Oh! What's your favorite juice than?
Georgia: Yes! Pineapple! Let's go!
*walks past boyfriend*
Robert: Georgia! Where you going?!
*ignores*
Dina: She said pineapple is her favorite juice.

2.) Kennedy: So, you gonna' tell me who gave you ghonorea or what?
Josie Common! We don't got to go through this! Felicity, tell him that pineapples are from Hawaii! *winks at Felicity*
Felicity: *catches on* Uh, sorry Kennedy, Josie and I have to go, we'll talk later about this!

pineapple by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008

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Pineapple

An extremely attractive guy

"Do you see that pineapple over there?"
"Yeah, dibs on that [guy}!"

Pineapple by Pineapplita May 5, 2015

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Pineapple

A yellow fruit.

According to wikipedia,
"The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries, also called pineapples,23 and the most economically significant plant in the Bromeliaceae family.4

Pineapples may be cultivated from a crown cutting of the fruit,25 possibly flowering in 5–10 months and fruiting in the following six months.56 Pineapples do not ripen significantly after harvest.7

Pineapples can be consumed fresh, cooked, juiced, or preserved. They are found in a wide array of cuisines. In addition to consumption, the pineapple leaves are used to produce the textile fiber piña in the Philippines, commonly used as the material for the men's barong Tagalog and women's baro't saya formal wear in the country. The fiber is also used as a component for wallpaper and other furnishings.8"

Guy 1: "What are your favorite fruits?"

Guy 2: "oranges, lemons and pineapples."

Pineapple by T0aMasta32423 August 26, 2017