Ass Picker

Someone who acknowledges all of their friends are on and refuses to get on. Also someone who says they're going to get on and never does.

Ethan wont get on because he's too busy picking his ass. Ethan is such an ass picker.

by hotelxx May 22, 2022

twig picker

Someone who is only attracted to skinny people; the opposite of a chubby chaser.

My bitchass twig picker friend can’t comprehend how I can possibly have a crush on a chubby guy.

by chubby chaser rights April 1, 2019

gash picker

a pejorative term for heterosexual males. The word "gash" meaning vagina and the term "picker" being what heterosexual males tend to pick said "gash" with. The term can also be pejorative to females, regardless of sexual orientation, although that depends. The term was first coined by a London queen, who for the sake of this definition we shall call RVS, after he bitch slapped someone who had called him a fag. He then proceeded to call that person a "fucking gash picker"

Guy: I can't believe you bitch slapped me you fag!
RVS: Go suck a clit, you fucking gash picker!

by Destati October 16, 2012

Grass-Picker

Anybody That Plays House League Soccer And Knows The Feeling Of Sitting On The Bench.

Robert Wanted To Join The Team To Hone His Skills, But He Just Ended Up Being A Grass-Picker

by R0B3R70 October 14, 2015

cheese picker

somebody who picks smagma from their penis while you're talking to them.

stop being such a cheese picker

by Prostate Exam October 2, 2014

Banana Picker

A derogatory name for a Guatemalan, especially one of Native Descent

You damn Banana Picker! All you do is laze around and pick Bananas!

by Intellectual42069 July 7, 2022

dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.

*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!

by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020