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dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.
*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!
by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020
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cheese picker

somebody who picks smagma from their penis while you're talking to them.
stop being such a cheese picker
by Prostate Exam October 2, 2014
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picker’s perks

When you’re out on a community litter pick and find something useful or valuable to keep e.g cash, old bottles, drinks glasses.
Yayyy - I found a £5 note! Picker’s perks!! 😊
by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019
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Lenis Picker

Your female parent when they meet their new boyfriend while your father is out in the military doing hard work.
"Hey john, did you know your mother is being a lenis picker?"

"WHAT! I have to tell my father about this!"
by dwwadsau89d7w76dshau8duwd87sad December 17, 2021
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Ringo Picker

Someone who likes to pleasure anus with their fingers, this could sometime refer to the extraction of stinking butt crusts. To pick the ringo, means to insert the fingers into an anus. Common slang in Wales, UK. Ringo Starr.
Jeffo: oiii cuzzy, what you been up to fam?

Big Al: mans been chilling with the bro's and all that..

Jeffo: you been ringo pickin your boyfriend?

Big Al: nah there aint no brown on my fingers.

Jeffo: stop lying you filthy ringo picker

Big Al: suck out fam
by ado4 May 15, 2016
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peanut picker

The lowest man on the totem pole. Usually some one who should “shut the fuck up” or doesn’t know what they are talking about
“Tell that peanut picker piece of shit to shut the fuck up he doesn’t know what he’s talking about “- 1st LT
by Dirty mike and the seamen August 17, 2022
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Wrinkle-Picker

1) A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a 'chubby chaser' goes for "larger" people;

2) someone who has little to do other than pick at the wrinkles on their genitals, refers to unemployed people;

3) pointy shoes.
1) that wrinkle-picker is going after my grandma;

2) he's unemployed, what a wrinkle-picker

3) I love your wrinkle-pickers: so 80's
by arui March 19, 2009
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