Phd

Becky : I FINALLY GOT MY PHD!
Dan : Not a single day goes by when I don't appreciate my PDH
Becky : Perfect hair day, I'm not talking about a degree, Dan
Dan : Neither am I

by anonymous December 19, 2022

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PhD

Acronym for Poor, Hungry, & Desperate individuals.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…

by redbirds003 August 14, 2024

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that boy has a PHD

by kickboy July 30, 2022

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im gonna call him phd (poofy hair dude)

by scifiandfoodisbae July 30, 2016

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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

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