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Post-period farts

When period is over kept in farts just flatualate outward without victim notiseing
It stinks! Must be my post-period farts...
by Muis_Rip9 August 15, 2018
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Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period

The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014
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periodly

The end of of the statement. Conversation over.
by G Jenkins May 11, 2016
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Period

Suzy is on her period.
Her boyfriend bought her chocolate, she the whole bag without saying a thanks. Her friends run from her, scared she will snap. Her glare says it all, and the stain on pants proves it. Suzy’s uterus isn’t happy, it wants a child. But Suzy’s uterus doesn’t know that at 14 if she got pregnant that would ultimately ruin her life. She would be working 2 jobs to feed her kid after her parents kicked her out , she lives in a dirty apartment, and is addicted to drugs for her sorrows drown her.

Don’t give in to the uterus kids.
Stay strong
Stay in school.
by Mexican Taco Girl May 25, 2018
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Period

....Uterus wants baby.
Person doesn't have baby.
Uterus wants revenge
I'm having my period, you know, the thing that makes babies before making babies.
by falloutnaluatthetardis March 8, 2015
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Period

cough:blood

laugh:blood

sneeze:blood

fucking move: BLOOD
you: oh god i just sneezed
Friend:so?
you:im on my period
Friend: *grabs jacket*
Friend:COVER UP
by uncurtal swine June 1, 2018
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Period

The feeling of a samurai sword cutting into lower abdomen and twisting around into lower spine, constipation and stones smashing brain. Craving chocolate and blankets, due to fever and hormonal imbalances.
by myp4ntsrt1ght January 8, 2013
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