The feeling of a samurai sword cutting into lower abdomen and twisting around into lower spine, constipation and stones smashing brain. Craving chocolate and blankets, due to fever and hormonal imbalances.
"What's wrong Priscilla?"
"I'M ON MY PERIOD, OK?!"
A disabled person who performs a striptease.
-Buying a dance from the girl was so not worth it. She couldn't even move!
-Dude, she was a total stripple...