Bon Pattie

A hair style, like a bun on the top of the head that looks as if it has been kind of flattened but is still in bun-shape.

"Hm, I really want to squeeze a bon pattie."
"Oh my God, she has a bon pattie!!!"

by Nigel Higgins December 10, 2006

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Veggie Patty

When two vegans have a fight, it is known as a "Veggie Patty" instead of beef.

Rachael: "Martha what are those two ladies doing?"
Martha: "Oh they are just having a good old veggie patty."

by haydensama August 11, 2018

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zaddy patty

zaddy patty (patrick wilson)
is the most sexiest, hottest man alive.
zaddy, used as an antonym for “daddy”
when people say this, they’d let him smash.

damn, zaddy patty could hit any day of the week
i’d fs smash zaddy patty

by mentally.ill.gay March 11, 2022

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Patty Mcswainous

The act of preforming anal sex with another man. After he dumps his load in the condom you yank it off and slurp the semen out of the condom as if you were eating a freezie.

Old patty was getting his turd cutter pounded, once he heard his partner shoot his load he spun around and gave him a patty Mcswainous

by Kramsuit August 31, 2013

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The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.

Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!

Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."

by McBetts October 25, 2012

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