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optisexual

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize their societal experiences, adapting for improved rights, benefits, or privileges.

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".
In a rapidly changing societal landscape, optisexual individuals navigate without explicit self-identification, experiencing automatic adjustments in gender, sexual preferences, and sex to ensure ongoing optimization of rights, privileges, and benefits.
by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024
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optisexual

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize and maximize their rights, benefits, or privileges for any and all circumstances. An optisexual person's gender, sexual preference and/or biological sex can also be held in a superposition of cases to maximize rights, benefits or proviledges accross combinations of circumstances simultaneously.
Sarah, as an optisexual individual, navigates societal expectations with ease, dynamically adjusting her gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex to optimize and maximize her rights, privileges, and benefits in various situations, showcasing a unique and fluid approach to personal identity.
by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024
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Optical rectumitis

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis
by Big huff February 24, 2024
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Optical Rectumitis

Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025
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optical media bad

oh no, a dvd!!!!! optical media bad!!!!!! owo!!!!!!!!!!
by bingustudeos November 26, 2025
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Triple Optic

Third eye, Reason, Consciousness. Used heavily in UG hip hop.
Damn, that girl has some crazy triple optic. Yeah shes down.
by infiniteimagination July 8, 2012
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psycho-optic

I'm so PSYCHO-OPTIC I could see that dude was gonna eat his cat with beans and rice.
by Hotel 6 December 20, 2016
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