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Granny pannys

I wear granny pannys on my head at school there soft u should try it
by Håkêd November 25, 2018
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Granny’s Attic

Aggressive oral sex with an older woman when she’s taken out her dentures.
I’m gonna give Mrs. Moschowitz a Granny’s Attic for her 85th birthday.
by Bad Grandpa June 13, 2021
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Granny’s Yogurt

When a G.I.L.F. reaches climax, the sauce that proceeds to come out is granny’s yogurt.
Tom: hey man I was doing this smoking hot GILF last night
Mark: sick dude did you get a taste of that granny’s yogurt??
by Lecrae116 February 6, 2018
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Granny Headache

The headache females get during their period that does not go away, no matter how much medicine they take.
Jan - "Fuck, I have a granny headache."

John - "Want something for it?"

Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"
by MoxieMegan85 January 22, 2012
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Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010
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Granny Clampets

Daisy Dukes on somebody too old to be taken seriously.
That old queen has some nerve parading around in her Granny Clampets.
by swt581962 June 1, 2014
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Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
by tilly tilly May 7, 2014
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