Offsets

The word a stupid fuck uses to define wheels that commonly have negative offset values.

Damn bruh them offsets you have for sale are tight can I make payments?

by TheSavageAaron November 17, 2016

offski's

To leave a place before you are supposed to e.g. a classroom

"can we do the offski's"

by Sam Vennall February 11, 2005

offsource

The process of replacing a product or service with something new to route around failure.

Twitters developers are upset that their business is about to be canabalized, and are gathering to find ways to offsource twitter.

by ka9dgx April 14, 2010

offspring glue

Another word for sperm

Last night I had a crazy dream, Then I woke up with offspring glue in my boxers

by DJNickyNack December 25, 2010

wife offset

This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend

I bought a motorbike last week but the wife offset was a 3 carat diamond ring

by mytts69 January 27, 2010

offspring

1. child, descendent

2. a poser band that thinks they're punk but are not. Punk is more than a music style and the Offspring just ain't got it.

1. Drew Barrymore is an offspring of the famous Barrymore acting family.

2. Geek: I'm really punk. I like the Offspring and fucking Green Day.

Punk: Good Lord!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2008

The Offspring

A punk rock band with a lot of good songs. Has sadly been picked up by "punk" emo Gen Z'rs. Give the greatest hits album a listen.

Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.

Person 1: Hey man you listen to the Offspring?
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.

by Hirsc January 22, 2018