Any newly promoted person to a supervisory position who wears a sweat stained lanyard with his badge on it accompanied by a button up shirt two sizes to small and who smells of Chile Cheese Fritos.
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Me: I'll be in my office.
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Enlisted Cadet: has 5 ribbons and is on a drill team and goes to every event
Jrotc Officer: eH pIcK tHAt cRaP uP *eats McDonald’s French fries*
Jrotc Officer: eH pIcK tHAt cRaP uP *eats McDonald’s French fries*
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Employee1: Did you see Lost last night?
Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.
Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--
Manager: What are you two doing?
Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?
Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.
Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?
Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.
Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--
Manager: What are you two doing?
Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?
Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.
Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?
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The saavy Office Scrapper can usually be fed throughout the course of the day in minimalistic fashion for free by grazing on these morsels of abandon. Albiet this may come with a strong chance of malnutrition.
Quality of Office Scraps rises exponentially depending on the positive cash flow or income of the company or organization. Civil service offices will provide the least quality and nutrition compared to a newly I.P.O'd company where you might even be able to obtain leftovers from a veggie platter on occasion.
The saavy Office Scrapper can usually be fed throughout the course of the day in minimalistic fashion for free by grazing on these morsels of abandon. Albiet this may come with a strong chance of malnutrition.
Quality of Office Scraps rises exponentially depending on the positive cash flow or income of the company or organization. Civil service offices will provide the least quality and nutrition compared to a newly I.P.O'd company where you might even be able to obtain leftovers from a veggie platter on occasion.
Rita: "I'm stuffed..."
Molly: "Did you go off site for lunch? Somewhere nice?"
Rita: "Nope, I waited for everyone to leave Al's birthday party then I managed a piece of chocolate cake, four sugar snap peas, a half cup of Sprite and a cherry tomato."
Molly: "Ahh... Office Scraps."
Molly: "Did you go off site for lunch? Somewhere nice?"
Rita: "Nope, I waited for everyone to leave Al's birthday party then I managed a piece of chocolate cake, four sugar snap peas, a half cup of Sprite and a cherry tomato."
Molly: "Ahh... Office Scraps."
by Grizzly September 1, 2009
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