Oyster in the slot machine

An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman

"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."

by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018

Oyster treatment

Oyster treatment is usually performed by Natives to the south cast of India. It consists of an alpha in a Tribe grabbing multiple live oysters and let them suck on to his scrotum until stuck in place

Wee Johnny: Alpha John here are some oysters for your oyster treatment later

by Wrinkly scrotum January 25, 2021

oyster sandwich

Female version of "tea bagging"

She gave him the ol' oyster sandwich.

by AshleyTS89 June 7, 2021

ogster

a simple creature. mostly known for petting a gert. also known as “og”.

Oh my gosh sally! He’s such an ogster.

or
Hey ogster how’s it going?

by gertisimo March 12, 2022

Oyster Boy

A guy who cums in his own jocks and doesn't clean it up out of sheer laziness.
Eventually the underwear will develop a hard oyster like shell and some say if left long enough it's contence will turn into a beautiful perl

Reed you disgusting oyster Boy, ya undies are as hard as a dinner plate

by Fiddle me this February 26, 2022

Oysterheaux

That one Atlanta girl who anticipated that her date would pay for her after she ate 48 oysters (and 2 Crab Cakes wit a side of potatoes).

aka "Oyster Girl", "EquanaB", or "equanaaa"

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: How many more platters are you gonna eat boo? I thought we were just going out for drinks!

Oysterheaux: Baby, let me order one more platter!

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: Girl, you already ate 36 oysters!

Oysterheaux: Baby, they be so good...I just...I have to...they be so good. And, you invited me out...so imma eat!

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: *Leaves and doesn't pay for her*

by 48_Oysters October 18, 2023

Bloody oyster

Period ridden vagina. A female private part that is soaked in menstration blood.

I went to perform oral on her and she had a bloody oyster.

by usmccouret July 21, 2014