owned and left

When a player gets owned in an online first-person shooter game (such as CoD), then makes lots of excuses and leaves.

-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob: "OMFG Vasily you camping lagger, stop camping!"
-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob: "laaaaaaaaag"
-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob has left the server.
Vasily: "owned and left".

by sumguy113 January 17, 2010

owned it

When an über-chic, or star-studded event has many VIP attendees wearing their most fabulous jewellery, designer clothing and "werking" amazing hairstyles and make-up...but one singular woman (or man) stands out above the rest as having the most memorable "look"; you would say:
"They OWNED the evening"

"There were many glamorous people in attendance at 1997's FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL premiere, but Elizabeth Hurley in that amazing black Versace safety-pin dress? Gurrrl; bitch OWNED it... mmkay?"

by Jaymayokay August 19, 2016

Mc Owned

Mc Owned. Another way of saying Owned. or Pwned.

Hahaha that bitch in CS:S Got Mc Owned!

by SoLiDkIlLeR July 22, 2006

Cock-owned

The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.

Damn Heather, can't believe you are doing Matt's dishes, cock-owned!

by Windowlicker9000 May 17, 2010

Ownedizzled

The best of the new internet speak. Ownedizzled is to not only own someone but to have the general consensus that he got owned. To be said in a black way it is a mocking term to laugh at someone who did something stupid or got shown to be a moron by their better who then is allowed to say "ownedizzled" repeatedly until the loser commits suicide in a fit of self-depression and self-loathing

teh player: Dude i just shot that guy in the face and he's supposed to be good

teh other guy: Dude, he just got ownedizzled!

teh loser: ...no i didn't!!!!111one!!13!!1

by Mace April 19, 2006

Owned

Owned August 2nd, 2005:
Game: Halo 2
Gametype: Team Fiesta on Lockout.

I turn to Sniper tower to see a Rocket launched directly at my face. In an instinctive reaction I pull the trigger just as my sights pass over the Rocketeers face. HEADSHOT. I then proceed to sidestep the rocket and come away from the battle unscathed...That is owned.

My defintion speaks for itself.

by Tod Higgins September 13, 2005

p-owned

The grammatically correct way to spell or say pwned or powned without being leet.
It can stand for player owned, or in the case of p-ownage, possibly pure ownage.

"P-owned!"
"P-ownage!"
"I am teh p-ownage."

by Nighthamster September 22, 2004