Owen

He's a hoe. All he does is be annoying in hope to get some pussy. However, girls are either that and I mean THAT desperate or taking pity on him. HIS DICK IS NON-EXISTENT, I REPEAT HIS DICK IS NON-EXISTENT. He looks up anime boobs on Google and is probably on the F.B.I.'s wanted list. He looks like an inbred human fish creature.

Dude 1: is that Owen?
Dude 2: yeah, he's a friend of mine
Dude 1: get the fuck away from me.
by WassupDepression June 12, 2019
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Owen a great guy his personality is the best part . He is awesome I would even say he's amazing and cool. Girls fall in love with him at first site. Not just because of his looks but because of his personality. He is just a really good person. I could go on but I'll stop.
Owen is a great guy!
by Alyssa scamack 😉 June 17, 2018
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Owen’s are the biggest simps of all time.
Owen you gotta stop simping
by Silva Piscataway June 02, 2020
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an owen is really bad a 8 ball and soccer
stop being such an owen
by hzjansjd February 26, 2019
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A really stupid person who has no friends and no girls like him, but he likes every girl in the school. He is really retarded and has no common sense
He is such an Owen and no one likes him
by Buttheadd November 02, 2019
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The sexiest beast anyone has ever met, sometimes they go by the name ohaw.
Owen is the sexiest beast I have ever met
by 94627403619463 October 06, 2018
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