The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone
Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.
by dutchrudder May 14, 2015
Get the Orgasmic Face-Splat mug.An irrational fear of cumming/orgasming. Most common in females, it is most likely psychological. Someone suffering from this will stop themselves right before they cum because they’re physically unable to.
“I’ve been with my boyfriend for a year yet I’m still unable to cum. I think I might have orgasmicphobia.”
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by DeadMan Inc April 3, 2005
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1. Reading Andrew Marvell's “To His Coy Mistress”, rise me to a real poetic orgasm.
2. It's fabulous to read this lovely sonnet by William Shakespeare, it gets everyone to poetic orgasm beautifully.
2. It's fabulous to read this lovely sonnet by William Shakespeare, it gets everyone to poetic orgasm beautifully.
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Get the self-inflicted orgasm mug.When a douchy, moccasin wearing, cool bearded hipster dude and his equally douchy girlfriend named Kale, who breastfeeds a baby that's not hers, can't find an organic product at the supermarket and they go apeshit.
Trader Joe's at night, probably on Earth Day. DOUCHY FEMALE BREASTFEEDING BABY THAT'S NOT HERS: (flabbergasted) "What the fuck? Where's the organic quinoa? There's no organic quinoa! HIPSTER DUDE: (Screaming effeminately at a Trader Joe's crewman ) "Where's the organic quinoa? This is the 21st century, they don't have these problems in Canada man." LOUDSPEAKER : "Organic panic aisle 3, I repeat, Organic panic aisle 3. Prepare for inevitable hissy fit, words of entitlement , and of course, vote for Bernie discourse.
by Terio Marin May 23, 2016
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