Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.

Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!

by Richter ass June 29, 2011

Noods

Noods, the shorter way of saying noodles.

Hey noods what poppin'.
or
what's up noods.

by Gnarliest person ever February 17, 2009

noobsuace

The essence of Noobery

dude quit getting pwnd, you are such noobsuace

by Jonny_Quest May 3, 2006

nookser

The part of a restraint system (seat belt, harness, etc) that goes between the legs. commonly refered to as a "croch strap".

When I went on the sky swing, the seatbelt included a nookser to keep me from sliding under it.

by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

Noobsie

A mix between a noob and a wussie... A noobsie. Also, a noobsie can refer to someone who just plain sucks at gaming.

"you are a noob"
"look who's talking, noobsie!"

by Sahooligan November 27, 2009

Noose bait

A racial slur for any member of the African American race. Used mainly by white people in parts of Kentucky but not looked upon as necessarily racist because of its comedic value.

If I could just wiish one thing for my daughter it would be that she doesn't grow up chasing noose bait.

by djscottpeterson July 23, 2010

noose

a permanent escape from living and its realities

i'm sick and tired of this shit, im tying that damn noose, adios suckers.

by i'm not needed to be known June 4, 2020