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nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".
I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.
by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003
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Nooner for 1

When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.
Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"

Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."
by The Darling Darkling March 2, 2010
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Tuesday Nooner

The act of tongue punching your lady's pink taco, at lunchtime.
No Taco Tuesday is complete without a Tuesday Nooner.
by Rumpelstiltskin's taint February 10, 2021
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Tuesday Nooner

Extra lovin' of the lady parts between brunch and dinner.
Danielle wasn't ready to admit how much she enjoyed the good old Tuesday Nooner.
by Mullet lovin' 6969 February 12, 2021
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noone

The incorrect combination of "No one". Also, an older English spelling of the the word "noon".
by Jeebus October 19, 2003
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Noone

At the age of fifteen, Peter Noone achieved international fame as "Herman", lead singer of the legendary Sixties pop band Herman's Hermits.

His classic hits included: "I'm Into Something Good" "Mrs. Brown, you've Got A Lovely Daughter", "I'm Henry VIII, I Am", "Silhouettes", "Can't You Hear My Heartbeat", "Just A Little Bit Better", "Wonderful World", "There's A Kind of Hush", "A Must To Avoid", "Listen People", "The End of the World" and "Dandy".

Ultimately, Herman's Hermits sold over sixty million recordings. In all, fourteen singles and seven albums went gold. The Hermits were twice named Cashbox's "Entertainer of the Year".

A cursory inspection reveals that Peter is a friend to all. However, Peter's friendliness seems to have backfired, and thus during flame wars, fucktards can often be found yelling at each other that "Noone likes you!" or "Noone asked for your opinion".

From "Noone wants to listen to your shit" to "Noone believes you for a minute", Peter somehow manages to become involved in every argument. The fact that Peter likes emo kids is the cause for a great deal of Internet angst; in fact, two out of every three cutter icons contain text to the effect of "Noone likes me".

Why Peter's friendship, trust, or willingness to listen is viewed as a negative is not known.

From Encyclopediadramatica.
Noone knows who Peter Noone is.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 21, 2007
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nooner-bits

Not having actual sex during lunch, but having parts of it, like blowjob, eating out, fingering ect.... during lunch
"Jane and I pulled off some quick nooner-bits in the office earlier today."
by braves505 July 14, 2009
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