Common Sense

(1) A body of knowledge that a person believes everyone knows or should know.

(2) A conclusion or series of conclusions that a person believes anyone can draw by assessing a situation.

(3) The ability of a person to see what another person thinks is obvious.

Weeds are bad for your vegetables. That's just common sense.

by BnnB December 29, 2009

Common sense

Something that helps a minority of people in situations to use logic to get out of said situation.

Commen sense is not so commen.
That train is coming for me, I should move.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

god sense

To be the best at something, To be the greatest

I’m am god sense at playing basketball

by Charlie god February 3, 2018

shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

sense makes that

a dick responce to someone who said something that made no sense

person 1: at least i can afford ankle socks person 2: sense makes that

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns June 6, 2018

Common Sense

Is when you use your head and not your ass

Someone says "what's common sense?" You reply "it's when you use your head and not ur ass!!"

by ~volleyball_21 April 26, 2017

Sense Of Direction

Knowing where to go. Having a sense of direction is like that giant finger on Simpsons Road Rage that points you to where you want to go, without even looking at a GPS.

You: "Hey Justin Bieber, where is the coffee shop?"
Justin: "And I was like, BABY! BABY! BABY OOOH!"
You: "Okay, I'll just use my Sense Of Direction.."

by MalachiteBoxer November 30, 2018