Nextologist

Those I.T employees that get through life by clicking Next -> Next -> Finish on software installs. They typically cause only problems that others end up fixing. They are also known as the bane of I.T.

I cannot believe they asked that Nextologist to install our new environment, now it's going to take forever to redo.

by KrugerJacoH March 17, 2017

Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.

I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.

by SpitFire4Truth October 5, 2020

Next Job

When people must just move on from the current situation at hand

Mate, you're girlfriend cheated on you... Next Job.

by Samoi69 February 10, 2021

nextolia

When one of your friends mispronounces your username

Friend: what's your username
Him again: Nextolia
Other friends: laughing their ass off

by unkownnigga10 December 7, 2021

That next level top tier billygoat ish

A designation given to someone or something which has been given the almighty blessing of Lil B Based God.

Aye maine, you seen dat won-ton soup music vid? Thats that next level top tier billygoat ish

by Tha based god disciple November 7, 2012

Your next clue

You’re almost at the end so pick up the pace
You definitely don’t want to be in last place.

The next clue is hiding on a tv

In the room with a quote about mazes that are easy.

Wow Benny. I wonder where I can find your next clue.

by Boonmeister April 14, 2021

tell me next week!

This phrase is used to interrupt somone when they are speaking because you just don't feel like listening to them talk.

"Oh man, I had such a terrible night! I went home because I left the minestrone soup on the stove and..."

- "tell me next week!!"

by mgfrjw November 4, 2009