Neuner Trap

The neuner trap is a maneuver pulled by either - inviting a girl over, and getting her too drunk to drive home, while you yourself get above the legal intoxication level to drive as well, or pulling the reverse at their place of residence. Upon her wishing to go home, you simply reply "I/ you are too drunk to drive. You should just crash here. You can sleep in my bed..." At this point, you take advantage of the successful maneuver, and have officially ended your night with a score.

Tessa- "I'm getting tired. I think I should probably head home"

Derrick-" I think you're too drunk to drive. I'm not even seeing straight. You should probably just stay over here. You can crash in my bed"

Tessa- "I guess so..."

Derrick to himself- "Neuner Trap accomplished...."

by e=McHammerd December 28, 2010

Neuburg

When a man shits his pants after participating in anal sex and has reached his climax.

We need to slow down! I'm about to Neuburg!

by Molly Mason June 16, 2011

ur gender neutral parent asexual

Even worse than "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian"

Carl- "ur mom gay"
Joe- "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- *chocking back tears* "ur gender neutral parent asexual"
Joe- *collapses into a black hole from shame*

by Danktonium March 8, 2018

neuromix

A person who is or acts like a slave.

Don't be a neuromix to your boss.

by inphluence July 17, 2006

neuropsychology

The branch of psychology that attempts to link psychological processes and behaviour to underlying neural tissue. This approach to understanding brain-behaviour correlates came about from classic examples such as Finneas Gage, and the work of individuals like Broca and Wernecke.

What do you study?
Neuropsychology ...
What the fuck is that?
Who cares, lets get naked

by comeonayeahha January 29, 2008

neutron bomb loan

Any loan contract structured to place the borrower into a position where it is not possible to pay off the principle; a predatory lending contract or product designed to financially wipe out the borrower. Originated 2007 by Bill Purdy, a California lawyer representing homeowners with predatory lending claims.

An ARM (adjustable rate mortage), "interest-only", and a liar loan are examples of a neutron bomb loan.

by Steve Poythress May 23, 2007

neuromasochist

Deriving pleasure from torturing oneself with brain intensive activity.

Judging from her incredible Sudoku skills and massive literary workload, she is clearly a neuromasochist.

by Skip the salubrious January 28, 2008