neardead

old or elderly person

Neardeads are the connection between Social Security and slot machines.

by Gpa Lep! April 12, 2011

Neat Hoarder

Someone who likes hoarding but keeps his/her belongings in a neat fashion.

This man has a lot of junk but he keeps it neat. He is a neat hoarder.

by geoffrey14587 August 29, 2012

Neary'd

When your best friend tunes your ex girlfriend then dates her.

Nigel: You got neary'd.
Kenny: I know man it's fucked.

by MrAnon. September 10, 2013

Nart

An extremely annoying person who irritates the people around them

Stop being a nart!

by Seagull45 April 20, 2017

Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.

Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!

by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017

near west side

An up and coming neighborhood in Chicago that is home to the annual fathers day party at touhy-herbert park. Lots of really cool dudes and dudettes live there.

Were you on the near west side this weekend? I saw your snaps and it looked like it was offdachain!

by Cleendawg September 1, 2017

near the knuckle

Risque. Rude but not completely gross (joke).

"That gag was near the knuckle, man." "I know but still funny wasn't it?"

by piscivore September 14, 2017