reverse nap

A reverse nap is when you are asleep and wake up for a short period of time.

Person 1: Man I was asleep last night and next thing I know I was awake for an hour and a half before I could go back to sleep.

Person 2: That sounds like a horrible reverse nap.

by hoobercraft December 7, 2010

nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.

My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010

slap-nap

Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.

With no class and his roommate at a phych exam, Nate indulged himself with a slap-nap.

by ryyyyan123456 March 7, 2008

Jerk Nap

Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."

Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.

by Lord Graysac June 30, 2008

Deuce-nap

When you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz's.

Hey Jen, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a quick deuce-nap.

by Eudai November 10, 2013

Knee nap

The art of teeter noding due to one's ability to substantially stay awake for long periods of time; up until total body failure begins to occur

One might say I took a short knee nap last night when i awoke just as my face broke my fall against my scorching hot woodstove.

by Mudholemike October 17, 2018

nap time

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex

Hey babe its nap time

by zackmonkey December 26, 2016