NO ME

This is the absolute form of no u, the ultimate inter-galactic response to any kind of offensive words.

Bitchlasagna: your mom gaii
Intellectual: NO ME
Bitchlasagna: iyaaaaaa!!! *holds head with both hands and artistically screeching*

by Weaboo Gonzales March 14, 2018

No Me

The term used in defense of the victim of a no u attack, thus taking the sexual connotation onto oneself instead of the victim; this saves their sexuality with a sacrifice of your own.

"Haha hey man this rap album is p bad."

"Bro ur mom gay"

(vigilante) "NO ME"

"Holy shit fam thanks for that save haha I was about to go total gay whew"

by Astute Gentleman May 20, 2018

no me

when someone boasts, you scream this

A: I'm the smartest person in the class, dumbass!
B: no me
A: (dies)

by a doorknob July 29, 2018

no me

The best way to confuse your opponent in a no u battle
How people know you have yourself

Person 1: Your Stupid
Person 2: no u

Person 1: no u

Person 2: no u

Person 1: no me
Everyone in a 3 mile radius: - stunned-

by Trash_and_a_half December 5, 2018

no me

opposite of no u. used when u disagree w someone but ur still btr than the other person so u refer to urself instead of them :D

manami: guitar is better than fencing
me: no u
me: oh wait
me: NO ME

by manamidisapprovesoftaehyung January 31, 2019

No me

The alpha and the omega of all internet comebacks. This phrase stands alone as the only statement powerful enough to truly reverse a dreaded "no u" comeback. This is considered the ultimate and final demise to any argument, as it leaves the recipient utterly defenseless and incapable of countering.

An often overlooked aspect of this potent phrase is the way in which it subtly manages to transcend the common rules of language and grammar to mean "That's Not You, It's Me" AND "That's Not Me" simultaneously. This unparalleled versatility enables it to reflect all the negative aspects of an argument onto the victim whilst projecting only positivity upon those who wield it.

Matt: "You suck. Go commit bathtub toaster!"
Steven: "No u"
Matt: "No u"
Steven: "Hah, nice comeback you turbo virgin! I'm the best."
Matt: "No me"

*Steven begins pouring himself a Toaster Bath*

by ClaiborneF March 27, 2019

no me @een

Spanglish for "don't @ me," given that @ear means "to @."

Bad Bunny is better than Maluma. No me @een.

by pittlestix September 5, 2020