newtown

A wealthy town in Connecticut that is most oftenly used in conjunction with the phrase "THERE IS NOTHING TO DO". There is so little to do in fact, that the teenage population has resorted to hanging out in the "Center", a designated hangout spot located in the parking lot of the local grocery store. With no place to go, they spend their days wasting their rich parent's money on alcohol, weed, coke, heroin, and buying new cars- most often Mustangs and BMWs. Smoking in cars, partying in the woods, and banging each other are typical activities that constantly go around the school.

Person 1: I'm from Newtown.
Person 2: Where?

by stellaa April 25, 2006

newtown square

A very high-class suburb of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Located in Newtown Square is home to the DuPont family, inventors of Teflon and Nylon, as well as a number of other handy materials. This area is also my home.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Me: Newtown Square.
Person 1: How big is your mansion (sarcasticly)
Me: 60,000 sq. ft.

by Erica Charingworth February 23, 2005

Newton's 4th Law

"For every reaction, there is a female overreaction"

Newton's 4th Law is the least known of all, but perhaps his most accurate one.

- Hey Joey heard you got in a fight with your girl.
- What can I say, man, Newton's 4th Law made its effect.

by MCDrugzzz July 9, 2016

Fig Newton

A nice way to say faggot with out disrespecting somebody.

Dude you're such a Fig Newton!

by CIZE June 7, 2013

NEWTs

Exams taken by Hogwarts students in their seventh year

I got five NEWTs

by Ashley88888888888888888888 January 29, 2009

newtown wanderer

To have a shit on a midgets head and smudge it in with a warm chip from the fish shop

Hey, do you wanna have a Newtown wanderer?

by Chicken man 233333 January 13, 2015

Newtown

A small welsh town, extend from a small welsh market town entirely for the influx of midlanders in the 80’s, giving away the council houses to anyone willing to work in the many factories.

Close to the home of Laura Ashley in neighbouring carno...
Home of the welsh woollen mill
Home of Pryce Jones

Most kids want to leave as soon as they are old enough, few return

Full of miserable people

With a few enthusiastics scattered for good measure.

Most people are on benifts (they don’t like to work)

Massive drug problems (well when there’s nothing to do ... just get high) 😂
More charity shops than high street shops
It’s a great place to live ... said no one ever...

Newtown? Never heard of it ... oh wait yeah I drive though it on the way to the beach

Newtown god yeah I know it, terrible traffic I drive though on the way to the beach

Newtown? Nope never heard of it
Is it close to Welshpool? yeah I know Welshpool

Newtown? Wow that’s in the middle of nowhere!

Newtown? The home of that build building Pryce Jones? Is it still there?

Ahh yeah my aunt used to work in kay’s in Newtown.

by Tidyinit December 20, 2018