nap time

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex

Hey babe its nap time

by zackmonkey December 26, 2016

Tac Nap

The art of having a tactical nap before a massive night out

James: Dude you ready for tonight?
Michael: Yeah I just had a fucking sweet tac nap

by Ryanman101 February 22, 2012

Granny Nap

When a person reaches age of 30 and feels inclined to take uncontrollable naps throghout the day. may also be linked to urinary incontinence.

I texted hayley ages ago, she must be having a granny nap the old bat.

by Sergeant-bathes-donkeys January 6, 2012

Jerk Nap

Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."

Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.

by Lord Graysac June 30, 2008

slap-nap

Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.

With no class and his roommate at a phych exam, Nate indulged himself with a slap-nap.

by ryyyyan123456 March 7, 2008

nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.

My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010

Deuce-nap

When you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz's.

Hey Jen, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a quick deuce-nap.

by Eudai November 10, 2013