mumsy smut

Literature given to one by their mother, which contains selacious content.

"Mmmm...I think I'll read a spot of mumsy smut before I go to bed."

by CalRissian August 9, 2016

Mustyveer

To be a person that never showers and smells like complete and utter shit. They come into school with flies and cum dripping down there back. Usually eats a can of musty ass spaghetti in a dollar store thermus. Usually smells like autistic 5th graders and wet farts combined.

Yo that asta kid is a mustyveer

by Mustryveer March 18, 2017

mustybuck

A nasty ass nigga whom thinks is on some next shit but in reality is on some bullshit. Smells like ass.

1.) "Yo Taj you a mustybuck ass nigga."
2.) "John you look like a mustybuck.

by veryrare May 16, 2017

Musty Aftershave

After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."

by SOCIALISTdonut June 8, 2017

musty bois

the best friends that the world has ever known. once you go musty you never go back

The Musty Bois couldn't wait for their reunion at the alumni game this fall.

by mustyboisforever August 23, 2017

Muts

Muts are Muslim nuts

Bruh that thot sucked on me muts last night

by Yeed December 19, 2017

musty tyler

When you leave your penis inside your foreskin until it smells like kombucha.

Usually takes months to achieve

I went month without showering and gave myself a musty Tyler

by 100Dollar June 21, 2019