A small village in Long Island, NY about 25 minutes away from NYC with an incredible amount of wealth. Historically home to some of New York's most affluent families, Muttontown is a classic example of a "Gold Coast" enclave. It is now a mixture of old and new money, with some of the douchiest kids on Long Island hailing largely from the latter. With only 1000 households and 920 families, this tight community has an exclusive, elite vibe that and tends to shelter itself from the neighboring middle class towns of Syosset and Jericho. Everyone's mother is actively involved in local village politics, which could honestly have its own Netflix original series. The Muttontown Police Department flaunts Audi R8 squad cars, as their only real purpose is stopping spoiled kids from racing their new turbocharged BMW M5's down 106. Muttontown isn't a bad place to live, just know what you're getting into before taking out a heavy mortgage on that $3 million mansion with a horse farm.
Muttontown, NY, the place to be if you would love expensive divorce settlements, constantly one upping your neighbors, and sending your kids to the University of Michigan.
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Get the Mutong mug.Resulting from the effect of a mutation in ones normal behavior or speech. culminating in freakish or suspicious looks from your friends and/or family.
Changing ones accent in mid-sentence, sighting verses of Douche Baggery.
A posh way of implementing the word mutant.
Changing ones accent in mid-sentence, sighting verses of Douche Baggery.
A posh way of implementing the word mutant.
We where having a normal convo and my girl went totally Mutantó on me when I brought her name up!
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Don't be such an M-tant!
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“Come on Cynthia,” shouted Beryl, “Let’s get our Mutton Suits on and head off to that nice Disco in town and bag ourselves some young drunken boys!”
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Jim is a real motonerd. He rides his bike 30,000 miles a year, has pictures of it on his desk, and spends more time at bike shows and riding than he does anything else.
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A steroid of choice for mutants. Expecially S-Men.
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