Musio

A fictional STD.

I didn't use a condom last night - I might have Musio!

by Liquidizer December 30, 2010

Missouri Sauna

When two people whom are having sex in the car and the windows fog up from the heat

I had to pull over and put my beer can down to give charlene a Missouri Sauna

by Jcs March 30, 2015

Mushota

A fun guy, you will never meet another like him hes full of dirty jokes and funny comments, can be pissed off easily but once you get to know him you will see his good side.

I wish i knew a Mushota

by Peh1q June 26, 2017

Missouri Shake

When you and your partner interlock arms and shake up and down really fast until poop falls out.

Our room still stinks from that Missouri Shake last night!

by make words up to prove myself July 14, 2018

Missouri S&T

Missouri S&T is a college in Rolla, MO and is home to more dudes than you think. A college town, Rolla is home to alcohol and parties, but be careful. With the amount of dudes up here, you could wake up with a dick up your ass. The school is great and the professors are nice.

I also heard St. Pat's is real nice. Make sure if you're a guy to meet girls up here. You'll get very lonely.

"No way! You went to Missouri S&T? You must be so gay!"

by RussianCollegeOwl October 7, 2018

missouri water

when you ejaculate into your partner’s mouth and they spit it in your mouth and you swallow it and proceed to shit it out hours later and you store it in a cup on the top shelf of your freezer

I pulled a missouri water on that girl I met at the club last night!

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 5, 2019

Missouri Martini

Stag Beer with a pickle

Molly: I'm in the mood for something classy
Jake: STFU Molly. Umm bartender, yes, she'll have a Missouri Martini.
Molly:. Wow, actually pretty good.

by EasAnderson August 2, 2019