filthy mason

to have anal sex with someone while forcing them to bleat like a goat

1. I fithly masoned the shit outta Pamela last night!

2. My ass and throat hurt like i been filthy masoned!

by dooclaw February 18, 2008

Eddie munson

He is a fictional character in the best show in the world. Stranger things, he is perfect and everyone should love him, and he has amazing hair

Me: Eddie Munson is perfect and everyone should love him

by Iloveeddiemunsonandjamiebower June 19, 2022

musor

policeman in Russia, like COP in America.
Musarnia - police office

Ti cho musor poganii mne delo shesh?

by Dmitir May 24, 2005

Mason-Dixon seam

The seam in the middle of boxers that gets caught in between a males junk and inner thigh, usualy resulting in an irritation or some discomfort.

Two guys on treadmills:
guy1: agh, I'm getting a real Mason-Dixon seam.
guy2: yea I hear that man.
guy1: I think I'm gonna go settle this civil war style.
guy2: yea I'll prob be there soon but um, my balls have yet to succed from the union.

by Robie D. March 21, 2008

masoning out

the act of being habitually and extremely late, or delaying a meeting until it is too late and must be cancelled.

The person performing the act typically will deny that it happens, or claim that it only happens rarely.

person #1: "where is he, he said he was on his way here an hour ago?"
person #2: "he is just masoning out we might as well start without him."

by SKOA March 7, 2011

musor

Derogatory name for police officer in Russia and some ex-USSR countries
policeman - official word
ment - street slang but not offensive , similar to cop
musor - disrespectful, bad or crooked cop. Similar to pig

Not every ment is a musor, but every musor is a ment.

(folk wisdom)

by dildo777 July 6, 2021

Mason

Mason is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's country and usually extremely tall. He's outstanding in baseball and really smart. He loves God and always knows what to say. If you have a Mason keep him 'cause they are the best. His eyes are gorgeous and he always looks good. He is funny and always has a smile on his face. He makes friends with everyone and is a leader. He is great at basically anything and can shoot a bow and arrow with a blindfold on. Mason's are good at keeping secrets and know how to keep a girl in love. Girls easily fall for Mason and always wants to be around him. If you have one, you have found a keeper.

I love Mason!

by Zyxwvutsrq67 January 15, 2014