blind mullet

A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.

Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Mullet

Business in the front, party in the back. Mullets started in the late 60s early 70s. By the eighties, everyone had them, absolutely everyone (who was white, blacks had jerry curls or high top fades.) Then it all came to an end when Kurt Cobain called Brett Michaels girly-looking. Billy Ray Cyrus had one, but that was like the drunk uncle at a 10 year old's birthday party. Now it's only worn by hockey and soccer players.

The term mullet was invented and 1st used in pop culture by the Beastie Boys. Who knew?

by TheRedMan48 July 31, 2011

face mullet

A goatee. This attempt at style is the modern-day equivalent of the "business in front, party in back" mentality of the never-popular mullet. Bears some resemblance to the almost detachable appearance of the mullet and always worn by a douchebag convinced that he runs with the kool kids.

"I thought she was hot, then I saw her out with that dude from marketing with the face mullet. Hot no more yo."

by skanancthka September 24, 2007

Mullethead

Low class Conservative supporter . Often poorly presented in public and generally doesnt have a great mannerism .

that trailer trash dude in the pick-up truck is what You call a MULLETHEAD Conservative supporter .

by Hef October 6, 2009

trendy mullet

Modern interpretation of mullet. While the hairstyle is similar it is popular among stylists or people in the fashion industry rather then redneck caucasian males, due to it's cleaner appearance.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Got Mullet?

A natural phrase following the unveiling of a classic 80's style mullet. In order to be a mullet, one must have reasonably short hair on the side of their head while donning a popstar like tail of hair in the back.

Yo when I saw that 6th grade picture of Puff, I asked him if he still "got mullet"?

by Sherief March 23, 2004

mullet-wagon

An insult aimed at domestic RWD cars, usually Camaros or Mustangs.

Here comes Tony in his mullet-wagon.

by neak January 19, 2005