yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005

yo momma

A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.

This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.

by Maybelline May 9, 2006

your momma's pants

where I live in

I live in your momma's pants

by holy shit July 3, 2003

baby momma drama

1.Ruined birthday parties because your baby's momma and new girlfriend can't get along.
2.Never being able to do anything right.
3.Never ending arguing and fighting.
4.Drama

The ongoing baby momma drama at the party ruined it for the adults but the kids didn't seem to even notice.

by N October 7, 2003

moma dukes

Some ones mother

Yo wheres moma dukes at.

by Ms. lil delicious July 19, 2009

yo momma

A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.

1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

yo momma

These days it is most oftenly used as an answer to a stupid question or when someone asks what someone or something unsightly is.

"Hey, what is that dirty thing down there?"
"That's yo momma."

by Devil August 18, 2003