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del monte

Being of the homosexual persuation. A fruit.
by Ah-El March 9, 2003
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montezuma voodoo

Diarrhea; excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces. Also known as the D. Reference to what happens to you when you drink the water in Mexico.
He ate a chimichanga today and it gave him the Montezuma voodoo.
by lord January 17, 2005
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monterous

A monitor that is overly aggravated and responds to inapprociate behaviour with severe discipline.
Joe: hey bhy this is really great!

Jim: thats what she said!

Teacher: say that again Jim and I'll suspend you!

Jim: (To Joe) Gezzz...he's monterous today huh?
by Nardzama January 28, 2012
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Montejo

Having a nose bleed in a woman's vagina. Bleeding from your nose when performing oral sex(eating out)on a woman.
Jack wanted to be nasty and give a woman a montejo.
by jack12345 January 13, 2008
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Ultimate Monte

The very essance of hippyness... This is the patchuli wearing... beard toting women, or men. These are the people that still burn their bra's on the barbecue and picket... even if it is only a rebellion of one.
Betsy had reached the ultimate monte when her leg hair was long enough to braid.
by Ktimothy September 4, 2008
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Montese

Don't mess around and get Montese
by Montese December 20, 2016
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Monteris

An annoying piece of shit that is selfish and a theif. He also likes to fap to porn
"Monteris, shut the fuck up!"
by Pickles1444 February 7, 2018
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