monday

One of the two billion ways to torture high school students.

Shit! Monday's coming up!" "No I'm not ready for the torture!!

by desperatestudent193 June 19, 2010

Monday Onions

Phrase used to describe bad news.

Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.

by Auroleus_Bombastus April 12, 2010

mondillion

an infinitely large number, that is derived from mondos pool skills,

the number mondillion is transcendental and cannot be understood by mere mortals
only those who hath been blessed with the name mondo can experience such ecstasy

"there is a 1 in mondillion chance you make this shot"

by mondolover99 June 30, 2022

MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff

Think of the worst possible things you could imagine, then put in a tube sock that was dunked in expired fish then times it by 123429809. Thats MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy robbed a bank?
Person 2: that is so MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

by Never gonna give you up 45328 July 2, 2022

Moonshine Monday

The day of the week when people mainly college students drink a homemade brew of alcohol. This brew could be moonshine or any other home made concoction.

Hey break out the mason jars cracker it's Moonshine Monday.

by Beagle Love April 8, 2009

Superbowl Monday Quarterback

A variation of the Monday Morning Quarterback, only its in the Superbowl.

Kurt Warner is a great example of a Superbowl Monday Quarterback. During Superbowl XLIII, He could of let Edgerrin James run the ball in to the end zone and if they failed, they could at least have a Field goal to to tie it up. Instead he throws an interception to James Harrison who returns it for a touchdown. That one play shaped the entire outcome of a Superbowl.

Instead of make history for the Cardinals, Warner made history for the Steelers.

by TimeWarner January 25, 2011

Surf Monday

Surf Monday is every "Monday" during the months of May-September. Typically begins Sunday night at 10pm and ends Monday night, but occasionally continues until Tuesday. Rain or shine, this event includes lots of surfing and almost always other types of fun.

Me: It's almost Surf Monday!

Debra: That's my favorite day of the week!

by kateminuseighttt September 4, 2012