Modern friend

Just gals being pals. Two girls who are clearly dating but people just think they're really close friends.

Girl 1: Yeah she messaged me 'strange question but it looks like you might kiss'... She thought maybe we were just really good modern friends.

by GayDamien69 March 27, 2017

modern finish

While receiving an old fashioned, and after getting extremely frustrated, having a woman finish you off with a nice blowjob, because everyone knows handjobs suck.

I was receiving an Old-fashioned last night, but I got bored and made her give me the modern finish.

by rudeboyboy December 10, 2010

Modern Dorkware

A derogatory way to reference the the popular Call of Duty Modern Warfare video game series.

Jimmy never goes outside anymore now that the new Modern Dorkware game is out

by birdkeeper2010 November 12, 2010

Postest Modernism

A movement that has been gaining popularity since the beginning of post-er modernism. So modern that it made post-er modernism not look not modern at all. It is best defined as everything is nothing and nothing is a green 2. While seeming non sensical to the untutored mind...wait, it doesn't matter.

1. If Oedipus and Jocasta didn't subscribe to the philosophy of Postest Modernism, they probably would not have gotten married.

2. Since I am a Postest Modernist, I am going to have sex with that dolphin!

by post-Publius February 18, 2010

modern lure

When your playing Modern Warfare 2 and you want to do something, and you say after this round and you just keep playing.

Tom: Hey, what happened, I thought you were coming over?

Bill:I was but I caught in a modern lure.

by nipwpghivusghvpkejbgkpwuebr;ke February 6, 2010

Modern Spongebob

modern spongebob is a spongebob that is modern, for many, spongebob started to get modern at season 5, modern spongebob sucked so bad that even the creator Stephen Hillenburg returned to spongebob at season 9 to try to make things better, and it did got better, seasons 9 to 11 were probably the best of modern spongebob, but then stephen died and modern spongebob went downhill again. Let´s hope season 13 gets better. Also when will Nickelodeon stop being money thirsty and end spongebob alredy goddamnit.

Have you seen a modern spongebob episode?
Yes, i did

by dance in the moonlight June 18, 2021

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

When you solve a problem with an amazing solution

I didn't want my siblings to steal my seat, but I was really hungry. So I took the chair with me. Modern problems require modern solutions} I guess

by Ocean_in_a_teardrop January 14, 2020