single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.

Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".

by QuacksO December 19, 2019

mingmongmang

anycon is a genius.

by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) August 7, 2003

Mingler

Shania Sanborn

Shania Sanborn was my wife but then she caught the mingler flu.

by abbbbbyyyyb6a7i8l9e3y April 26, 2011

Mingle

A group of ugly women ie. mingers.

Check out that group of girls over there ?

Ugggh it's a mingle. Better not.....

by Chopdog September 22, 2010

Mingles

Perving on little girls or even little boys.
Has no social life and looks out their window with binoculars for women with prams.

That Matt guy is such a mingles.

by IngramDiss August 14, 2009

mingle

Adjective - An individual's relationship state in which they are single but would like to sow their oats with no strings attached.

Etymology - Married individuals that commit adultery have a mentality that it's ok because there's no commitment involved. Combining the adulterous mentality of the word married, the end goal of staying single and embracing the word play of the word 'to mingle'.

Lisa: "So, do you have a girlfriend?"
John: "Nah, i've been mingle for several months now"

by Harrison Waller August 31, 2006

minglewank

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.

I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.

by Pope Juicy July 18, 2005